May 2013
308 posts
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
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I may pretend like I don’t care, but it’s not true. I found out yesterday that I got a C in A&P I. This may not seem like a big deal to most of you, but I’ve been an A and B student my entire life. This is the first C I’ve ever gotten. And it made me want to throw up. Part of me feels like I’m overreacting, but then I think, this class is really important. This C...
cooldadbutts:
fffcuk:
there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm
but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™
watchtheskytonight:
diannaluvslea:
sillylittleshoteka:
spontaneousfangasm:
sovietkittens:
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t...
fudgersandlovers:
peppy-mocha:
nigforaday:
I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with
EXCUSE YOU WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS EVER
EVER
vandalswithjetpacks:
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
tino-oxenstierna:
I LITERALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO DONT SAY THANK YOU TO PEOPLE WHO HOLD THE DOOR LIKE THAT PERSON WASTED A FEW SECONDS OF THEIR LIFE FOR YOU THAT THEY WIILL NEVER GET BACK THEY PROBABLY COULDVE DRANK A FEW MORE SIPS OF THEIR FAVORITE DRINK, READ A FEW MORE LINES OF THEIR FAVORITE BOOK, HAD A FEW MORE GOOD WORDS WITH THEIR BEST FRIEND AND THEY WASTED THOSE SECONDS ON YOU...
Help Julie Meet Fall Out Boy At Their SOLD OUT... →
I want to help struggling kids the way Fall Out Boy has helped me. I need to thank them.
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell...
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
Bitch, sit your ass down and shut the hell up,...
