You see this motherfucker? Let me tell you about this motherfucker.
People who first play the game go totally unprepared to this battle. You think, okay so I just beat a Virage, no biggie. I get to go right to the Dragon Block Staff , right?
Oh man are you fucking wrong.
This thing is the most annoying motherfucker to fight. If you don’t know what you’re doing, you are totally fucked. Hey, think you can use your Dragoon strategy and just annihilate this thing? THINK AGAIN. Go turn into Dragoon form, I DARE YOU. Do that and watch this fucker block all of your powers and drain you. Think you had strong attacks and magic? ALL GONE.
Oh and which if he blocks you, guess what: You are fucked. Why’s that?
This thing only attacks with Magic. Pure Magic and nothing else. Oh psh, they’re only level 1 spells, right? FUCK NO. MAKE POWER SPELLS. Lemme tell you about the worst one that it uses. Oh man. Little trays come down and fill with various colors of light. The light encircles you and then comes all at once onto your entire party. If that thing hits, you are dead. I learned that the hard way many fucking times. Your party is not equipped for strong magic like this. Fuck that shit.
YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS BAD? AHAHHA OH WELL NO. Guess what other trick this motherfucker can do. That’s right, it gets worse. I told a friend about his little special ability and all she could say was “WHAT.” THIS MOTHER FUCKING CAN DELEVEL YOU BY 5 LEVELS. ISN’T THAT GREAT? THOUGHT YOU WERE STRONG BEFORE? HAH, NOPE, THERE GOES YOUR STRENGTH. It doesn’t help that the moment this fucker uses that, he will cast magic immediately.
Oh and of course it heals 1350 once. Yah, fuck that shit.
This fucker is the worst ever if you’re totally unprepared for the battle. Fuck the Grand Jewel.
My Grand Jewel strategy = power up + speed up on Miranda with only one/two bars of Dragoon, use White-Silver Dragon as many times as possible before it uses the staff, then proceed to nuke the shit out of it with item spells and physical attacks.
Too Funny
